
The following Six Sentence Story, prompt word “pine”, was originally aired in 2019. It’s a fact that I used to retail Christmas trees, but this is just fun fiction. There are two fairly recent Christmas themed flashes, from this year, but that’s it for reruns, the holiday specials are over. Have a safe and happy New Year.
Pining for Perfection by D. Avery
“What do you mean, you don’t have any pine— there must be dozens here.”
“M’am, a pine is an evergreen, but evergreens aren’t all pines; I carry fir— balsam mostly, Fraser fir, some Douglas fir.”
The woman clutched at her fur stole, looking around, still skeptical, until her face lit up; “That one, I want that… fir over there, or even this little one here with the red berries.”
“Sorry M’am, those are part of the landscaping, planted, not for sale, and anyway that’s a spruce and this one’s a yew, in other words, Taxus.”
“You are taxing my patience, as I didn’t come here for horticulture lessons— all I want to know is, do you have the perfect Christmas tree for me?”
“Oh, yes M’am, I most certainly do, we’ll find you a Fraser that looks like that spruce, and M’am… happy Holly days!”
😀 I like the noble firs meself.
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Yep, they’re the best for a Christmas tree. One year I carried some pine because people insisted that’s what they wanted, what they remembered having as a kid. One year was enough, they all came back to my firs. Balsam, what a great smell.
Hope you and your family (eleven kids now?) had a great holiday.
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Pft. There are at least 12 kids here; don’t you know.
Since you worked at a tree lot, maybe you can answer The Question: how do the trees not die at the lot, but immediately keel over in my living room?
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Shock and awe.
Keep the tree as cool as you can in the home environment. Once you start watering it Do Not let it run out of water. Add sugar or even Sprite to the water, but not Mt. Dew, it’ll be up all night and keep you and the children up too.
PS, congrats on getting up to a twelve pack. Time flies when you’re having fun!
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Also, recut the stem before commencing watering it in the stand. (A service I provided and I have the scars to prove it- dang saw skip)
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I assumed I’d let the base seal up again. It was drinking water; then, two days in, it dried up. I could see bits of it dying.
Maybe it’s the twelve kids.
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Thanks! Glad if you liked it.
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Thank you for sharing, and have a wonderful new year arriving! xx Michael
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Well, that tale went about as fir as it could go. Disappointed you didn’t recommend the Douglas in the end; a superior sort of prickly presence, IMHO. 🙂
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The Doug Firs were known for their soft needles as I recall. But always a solid reliable prickly presence.
It’s really all about the presence.
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🙂
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Fir sure, Doug.
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What a clever story
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Yew know I like word play. And trees.
This was pun for me, and I’m glad if you enjoyed it too.
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